Hi

Hello you guys!

I came on here last night momentarily before I passed out on the sofa to see what was going on and was greeted by like 14 activity messages and something like 50 messages!

I was like OMFG!

So thank you for all the lovely messages!

My holiday was AWESOME!!! XD

2 Days spent scuba diving:

One in a pool for training one in the sea for real, the day in the sea Aaron got to go all the way down I alas only got down 3 meters before getting ear pains and after trying a few times had to return to the boat T__T stupid cold hasn't fully gone yet... Apparently thats why my ears wouldn't equalize! But for the bit I did get down I was terrified and enjoying myself in equal measures XD (I should also mention I dont look good in a wetsuit XD)

1 day spent doing Safari:

Not safari as you would imagine it was like driving around the mountains in this open top 4 x 4 which was painted like a zebra! It was brilliant met some brilliant people all while getting my hair blown around like CRAZY standing up in the back of the 4 x 4 ha ha! Got to try this crazy local alcohol that is like 50% alcohol I actually winced and was like O__________O then I bought a bottle of it off the guy -_-' Ha ha! They had some beautiful drink too one tasted like chocolate and the other was like mint! They were lovely and not nearly as strong! Ohhh they let us try this local honey too I have NEVER EVER TASTED HONEY LIKE IT! It's like eating a tiny piece of heaven! (If heaven was made of honey...) All the stuff was home made and the brewery was this tiny little place in a tiny little town where people had chickens in their front gardens and there were like cats wandering around everywhere! It was so cool! You know I never thought places like that still existed until I actually saw them and it was wonderful to see that there are still places that remain relatively untouched by the outside world

We drank great wine and ate amazing food all week...

It was just so relaxing and chilled...

Its weird to think I had my shoes off and was walking in the sea under a blistering sun yesterday afternoon! If you saw the weather here at the moment you'd understand why its such a hard concept for me to grasp -_-' RAIN RAIN RAIN and COLD COLD COLD! I'm beginning to wonder why me and Aaron didn't justr stay there! *sigh*

I might put up some pics XD

There may be some pics I will ashamedly hide forever XD

But we'll see XD

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MeMe about Me... Me... O___o



Robbed from

Let the confession begin!

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 3 (Yikes!)

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (My bf is older than me XD)
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 9

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart friends (Yeah... A long time ago)
( ) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 13

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 16

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (Emotionally abusive)
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 20

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 23

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Ronry [wuts dat? Lonely? YES! D:]
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School [we were watching a movie and it felt like someone poked my side and I shot up in teh air ]

SO far: 28

Level 9???????
(x) Its not here

So far: 28 because I added that in for my own sense of humour ha ha ha...
*Ahem*
Okaaaay moving on...

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake (No and FYI I wouldn't)

SO FAR: 29

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on (Apparently so...)
(x) Been Misunderstood (Who is truly understood 100% of the time...? That's quite deep and profound innit? XD)

SO FAR: 32

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School (Twice...)
(x) Had Detention (Endless times...)
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (Not serious...)

SO FAR: 36

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 38

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced (At a Claire's Accessories Christmas party in front of a club full of people)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 42

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 46

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 51

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain (Yes and I'm glad to say recently too)

SO FAR: 55

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 59

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True (My boyfriend seriously!)
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (WTF?)

SO FAR: 61

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls (Not real XD)
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (We actually made it into a game you have to scream it as loud as possible in public places whoever screams loudest wins)
( ) Swam With Dolphins (Next years ambition)

SO FAR: 63

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube (The last 2 I did lick a ski lift pole and the movies are a lie you do not get stuck!!!)
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (I make a convincing guy actually when you cannot see my hair!)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 66

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 69

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (My bfs house they have ickle apple trees <3)
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 73

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 75

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken (On bicycles when we were kids XD)
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (Always)

SO FAR: 79

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (No I was asked to have a 3sum by 2 people over myspace though... -_-' Now you know why I'm not on myspace...)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 82

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (All the freaking time!)
(x) French Braided Someones Hair (I used to ask my Geography teacher all the time if I could braid his hair... He never let me -_-'
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 88

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (A tiny one... XD)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling (Within the last week! YAYZ!)
(x) Had A Cavity (I probably have cavities I am ascareded of the dentist...)
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 91

Level 30
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 95

Level 31
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total: 96

96 ;D lolz well now you know my shameful secrets XD

Take it if you want it

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Hi

Hi guys!

I've just posted up 2 painstakingly LONG chapters that I have worked my ass off on for the past few days for

Shes turning 15 on the 24th and Ill be off on holidays from Sat and I wanted to get it up b4 I went so here it is!!!

I may be on tomorrow for a little bit but chances are I'll be getting in lots of Left 4 Dead 2 with Joe before I have to pack and stuff XD

Oh yeah Im also going to see Twilight New Moon tomorrow morning XD alone -_-' when the last 1 came out I was the FIRST person to buy a ticket in to see it XD I was alone that time too why cant I find people to come see Twilight movies with me? O____o

(My bf just said for obvious reasons... -_-'

But anyways if I'm not on I'll see you all when I get back!

Have fun!

xxx Emma xxx

I hope you like it!

Edit: I've tried to upload chapter 2 again but the website simply seems not to like it and will not accept it...

I upload it the text is there when Im dealing with it but when I submit it it keeps coming up blank! I have no idea why! I will try to re-submit it x

EDIT EDIT: OKAY!!!!! It's up ;D I split the chapter into 2 parts so now its up and should be okay for viewing I can see it on my cpu now so hopefully you guys can too ;D

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Chapter 11 is up

Boy:
[x] You woke up with a boner. (Do girly boners count XD)
[ ] You're taller than 5'5"
[x] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. (I dont hit unless Im hit first and all my fights have been with boys... And one girl... -_-' oh and not all boys hit girls O___o thats pretty sexist!)
[/] You like to get drunk and fight. (I like to get drunk sometimes so lets half mark this ;D)
[ ] You drink beer.
[ ] MEAT! (VEGETERIAN!)
[x] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be. (Used to sometimes do still)
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports.
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (FUCK YES!)
[x] You curse like a sailor. (ALL THE FUCKING TIME see above question!)
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public. (If I'm itchy I'll scratch if no ones looking... As you guessed I am very lady like HA HA XD)
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[x] Your father told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair. (Funny story I have 1 long whispy hair that grows out of my face you cant even see it unless you look at me REALLY closely and in a bright light XD does that count? Its 1 facial hair so Im marking this in XD)
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs. (No because I can look down my top and see bewbs! Also sexist again O___o)
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (I doubt it I'm quite weak...)
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. (Unless its a crane fly then I'm running the fuck out of the house and far away...)
[ ] You attended prom to get laid. (I know LOADS of girls who did that ttly sexist!)
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. (No I just look down my top... Or the internet... Who needs schemes? XD Also SEXIST again...)
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (When I bang myself up bad and come out with only a few bruises yes I brag about it XD)
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris. (Eh no...)

Boy Score - 12 and a half/24

Your girl side:

[x] You get a period. (Some chicks dont you know...?)
[x] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts". (No I call them attractive... If I find them attractive... But my attractive is not the 'typical' attractive...)
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out. (I outdrank my little brother last night I have on several occasions outdrank my bf AND still been in reasonable mind when his mates are SHITFACED so there... HA!)
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more. (I eat when Im hungry and as much as I like whenever I like... I dont like eating in front of people who aren't eating though but thats just good manners...)
[x] You wear make-up daily. (Eyeliner and mascara but oddly enough not for the past few days...)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (If I had a black pair of trainers and a black pair of pumps I'd say I'd be grand... But I do have a lot of shoes... I however do not NEED more than 2 pairs of shoes.)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends. (I can have fun with my friends without spending money... I like spending money but Im usually alone when I do it.)
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume. (I dont really like perfume TBH deodorant however is a necessity to me.)
[x] Your skin is soft. (99.99% of the time)
[x] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple. (I love purple)
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[x]You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (Bugs dont bother me only crane flies)
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby. (Eh no...)
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score- 14/24

A point and a half more on the girl side XD I did this SERIOUS quiz b4 and they concluded that I was a boy (TWICE) so this is kinda funny cause I was expecting to get the same result XD

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